real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort
yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????
REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????
i think so too
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"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"
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those arent bags its reverse smokey eyes
why doesn’t life have a motherlode cheat yet
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the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts
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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
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